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Old Dec 08, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #1
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Default ThE Hobo!

A proffession that utilizes his/her street expertise to get out of situations and deal heavy damage!

Hobophobia (Elite Hex) 5MP 10RC
-35% Armor to all foes in the area and that foe to Hobo Attacks.

Penny Toss (Hobo Attack) 15MP 50RC
Throw Penny (1gold=1penny) at target foe. Will throw all gold in your inventory. 10Damage Per Coin. (Max 5-89 gold) This skill causes Poorness.

Pride of the Hobo (Enchantment) 10MP 15RC
For (1-10) Seconds, your attacks do Hobo Attacks and do +25 damage each hit. When this aura ends, you gain Smelliness.

Hide (Stance) 5mp 20RC
For 10 Seconds, you have 65% to block all attacks, 10% chance to reflect the damage, and 5% chance to cast Ambushing Leap when attacking (if in your skillbar).If hit by fire or lightning damage, this stance is ended.

Ambushing Leap (Enchantment) 5MP 15RC
Must have Hide on you. you have 20% extra chance to activate this skill. When triggered, this skill knockes down the foe and does 5x your level in damage. You lose 10% of your health if you miss/evade/miss

Stinky Breath 5mp 20RC
Touch target foe. For 10 seconds that foe vomits, and you gain smelliness.

Long Nail Scrath (Hobo Attack) 5mp 10RC
Attack traget foe. That foe begins bleeding for 10 seconds. You break a nail (lose -25HP).

Sacrificial Kamikaze
Kill youself. All PEOPLE in the area suffer 500damage.


New Conditions
Poorness - Minues 15% of your current gold
Smelliness - Suffer -5 HP Degen. All PEOPLE in the area suffer form this condition
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14   #2
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great excuse for a joke! a hobo class though... intresting
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 06:41 AM // 06:41   #3
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mesmer,warrior,ele,monk,ranger,necro,assasin,rit,p aragon,dervish,engineer...hobo

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Old Dec 08, 2006, 07:58 AM // 07:58   #4
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Not a chance.
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 08:01 AM // 08:01   #5
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Should be moved into off-topic and absurd, but w.e

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Old Dec 08, 2006, 02:15 PM // 14:15   #6
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Well, maybe it's all in jest, but I don't think it's right to be making fun of homeless people.
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 06:56 PM // 18:56   #7
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Delete threads like this, dont dump them on me! T_T
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 10:12 PM // 22:12   #8
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Skill icon for Penny Toss?
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Old Dec 08, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #9
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ROFL, this cracked me up.

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